Being a horseback rider has serious perks when it comes to interacting with men. You can be honest and dirty at the same time. After all, how many women can legitimately end a phone conversation like this:
Gotta go. I’m about to ride the stallion and I’m going to need both hands.
Or how about innocently musing when you can tell he’s starting to glaze over listening to you talk:
You know, ass-less chaps is really a misnomer. All chaps are ass-less. (Thanks, GTiL!)
If he’s pissing you off:
I held down 3 colts for castration this morning. I’m not too tired to do one more.
He needs to be taken down a peg? Try:
Awww, honey, really… it’s so cute! The miniature pony’s is almost as little as yours.
But unless you’re into the really kinky shit, never let him see your collection of whips and spurs!
~ Sex Kitten (with claws)