50 Ways to Leave Your Lover

Just slip out the back, Jack.

Make a new plan, Stan.

No need to be coy, Roy.

Or as Globe Trotter in Lingerie says:

“Run. Make sure you weave in case you shoot. Of course, I’m usually the one doing the shooting.”

For my part, I am six weeks in with The Storyteller and blissfully happy, despite all practical considerations. Which makes for really shitty blog material!

50 Ways to Leave Your Lover. 0 Reasons.