So I wrote, for the first time in ages, only a couple days ago … about my bestie guy friend and our killer sex life behind his serious girlfriend’s back. Well let me tell ya (and trust I will go back and write about my FF and his huge fucking hose soon) things have taken a HARD CORE left turn … er right turn … not entirely sure.
Let me start with this … I adore this man. He rocks my world in so many ways its not even funny. He is the ONE person I know I can be ME totally ME around. In all my geeky retarded splendor. Oh yeah. He likes me for the stupid me. Those guys are few and far between.
So here is this guy, so perfect it’s like I was cut from his missing rib, but so far from my type it would make your head spin. I date bikers and truckers, zz tops lookin’ mother fuckers and bad ass boys. And here is this mostly put together business man who comes home from work in dress pants/shoes/shirt/and even a tie at times. WHAAAA???!!! No 9″ long goatee. No tattoos. No oddball piercings. No record (that I know of) and yet someone that drives me so crazy I want to hump his leg randomly when we’re out.
So his birthday was this past Friday. I thought long and hard and came up with a gift that no one but me would ever get him. Story for another time…
Thursday we had an epic day together – hot and heavy in an abandoned army depot. Friday, major suck fest, and not in the hot and sexy way. In the “my life sucks” way. Hard to face not seeing him because he is with his girlfriend. Major gut check. I wasn’t shy about how I felt and he caught onto the fact that I’m tired of waiting for him to get shit figured out.
~Not Yer Bitch