Well, it’s raining outside today, but I’ve been absent from the blog due to a dry spell. My personal life is lacking in… personnel. You might say I’m short-staffed, that I’m having trouble filling the position, or that multiple lay-offs have resulted in a lack of getting laid. The summer fling with The Baptist has been flung, the Fall interlude with the Something Serious candidate withered on the vine, and October madness with the Geocacher became just plain madness. I mean, once neither of you can even be bothered to pretend to be interested in the other outside the bedroom… it’s pretty much over.
So. Applications are currently being accepted for seasonal employment. Candidates must have a backbone, a funny bone, a wishbone, and a boner.
~ Sex Kitten (with claws)