(As sung to the tune of 12 Days of Christmas)
“On the 12th day of no communication, my lover said to me …”
Seriously? 12 days after our date PB&H writes: “Sorry for the delayed response. I hope you are doing well. I really enjoyed the kiss we shared last time and hope it won’t be the last.”
Are you kidding me? Sorry buddy but you haven’t crossed my mind much and I got more tongue from my 2nd grade “crush” than I did from you on the 2nd date. Good luck with that purse fetish.