How about a date?

My new favorite pick-up line…

“You like raisens?”

[person answers yes or no.]

“Then how about a date?”

Which replaces my previous favorite pick-up line…

“Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?”

I hope this says volumes about how my dating techniques have improved.

~ Sex Kitten (with claws)

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3 responses

  1. “Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?”

    Honestly that is effing awesome…and I’m giving you credit and I’m also putting oyu on notice, I’m stealing that for my own use…

    hmm…I need to add ether and chloroform to my shopping lists…just in case she really smells the rag…lmao…just kidding that’s creepy and stuff….i’m a gentleman….er…umm…ish…ish..

    Thank you for the wonderful laugh!

    T.

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